Putin joke

Putin falls, hits his head and goes into a coma for many years. When he wakes up, he goes into a bar and orders a vodka.

Then he asks the bartender, “Is the Crimea ours?”. The bartender replies, “Of course it’s ours.”.

Putin smiles and asks, “Is the Donbass ours too?”. The bartender replies, “The Donbass is ours too.”.

Putin - morally relieved - asks for the bill.

The bartender: “It’s five euros.”